Saturday :: 13 March 2010 :: 08:46 AM
287 days to Christmas!
EC5 Next Update Postponed Maybe Next Labor Day
Interesting things have transpired since the last update. Namely, I fell off a roof and broke my pelvis. The doctors and therapists say I will be wheelchair / walker bound until the middle of August.
In the mean time, I am disposing of my Yamaha Bear Tracker for a newer 4wd Honda model with an automatic transmission. I have to get rid of my F350 dually, 6 speed pickup truck also. Have to go easy on my left foot to reduce the chance of developing arthritis.
To read more about the accident, go to this link: A Fall From The Roof. Hope you enjoy the article and I hope you learn from me and play it safe!
Random Humor: Another Medical Joke
Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responded, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third surgeon said, "No, I really think file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimed in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he calimed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."